About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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