I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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