: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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