i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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