is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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