Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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