yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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