Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Alive.
So much puke
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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