I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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