then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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