I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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