youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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