Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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