Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
