So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All I want is dick and wine.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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