So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
