I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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