I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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