But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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