she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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