Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
