forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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