We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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