Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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