we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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