Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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