I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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