Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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