is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so let's talk penis.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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