Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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