Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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