I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You may now shotgun with the bride
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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