can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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