I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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