I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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