I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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