ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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