What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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