I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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