You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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