it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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