guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Randomize
