she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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