I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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