I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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