we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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