Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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