Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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