I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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