is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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