there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Randomize
