So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably