I will die if light touches me.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.