That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i would punch a child for taco bell
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
