3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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