your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm bleeding and have questions
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