Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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